WORLD CUP HEAT

HOW HOT IS IT IN THE UNITED STATES?

IT'S HOTTER THAN THE UNITED STATES WOMEN'S SOCCER TEAM IN A LESBIAN BAR!!!

IT'S HOTTER THAN CASEY ANTHONY GETTING OUT OF A PRISON JUMPSUIT.

IT'S HOTTER THAN RUPERT MURDOCH'S PHONE TAP ON ANTHONY WEINER'S PHONE.

IT'S SOO HOT TEARS WERE NOT COMING OUT OF JOHN BOEHMER'S EYES...... IT WAS SWEAT!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhTkVMlCGqs

NUN IN HOOTERS

> >> A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.
> >>
> >> The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once
> >> in a while 'the lights would turn off.'
> >>
> >> Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
> >>
> >> However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
> >>
> >> She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the 
> >> restroom?
> >>
> >> The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that there is a
> >> statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.'
> >>
> >> 'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the nun.
> >>
> >> So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
> >>
> >> After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped
> >> just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause !
> >>
> >> She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand. Why did
> >> they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'
> >>
> >> 'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender,
> >> 'Would you like a drink? It's on the house.'
> >>
> >> 'No, thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said the puzzled nun.
> >>
> >> 'Well, sister,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the
> >> fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.
> >>
> >> Now, how about that drink?'