Monday, January 16, 2017

Smart Pig Cinderella

Pigs are the 5th most intelligent animal in the world.  We are Number 1 but just by a little bit.

Seth Rogan and Sean Connery are working on a new 007 film.
It's called  Bong....James Bong.

I met a lady the other day and I thought there was a real Spark between us.  Then I saw it was just her Taser she pulled out.

Cinderella and Prince Charming are getting a divorce.
He found out that she not only had glass slippers but also a glass eye.