Madea Goldberg

Does anyone else think that MADEA looks like Whoopie Goldberg on a fancy date? 

I love MIAMI......  because I thrive anywhere that the WOMEN and TEMPERATURE are over
              
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Cry Millennials Corner

Why do people cry at weddings?

They are practicing for what is coming later!


How do you know you are a Millennial?

When filing out a job application you use Imojies!

You take UBER to your LYFT Driving job!


If you are very cold, stand in a corner.

A corner is always 90 degrees!

Kids Poo`

Hey, If you have kids

Don't you think the word

SHAM POO

Is a bad name for a product?

And where do you put that POO?

And what is a SHAM?  In some country Sham means Head I guess......................

Dumb

Don't play dumb with me!

That's a game I'll always win.....

Tiny Apartment

I live in a small apartment in New York.  It is so small my Microwave Oven is next to my toilet.

It's a great way to get a good Burrito!

Watching that Rachel Maddow GUY

Trump Obama

If Donald Trump

 replaces Barack Obama

 as President.

It really means 
ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK!