Dollar hole Trump Orgy

I went to The Dollar Store and their cash registers were broken.  I said, "Well, maybe don't buy your cash registers at THE DOLLAR STORE!"

A young person asked me for advice on getting a new job.  I told them, "The best advice I can give you is you better ask someone else for advise!"

What does a Black Hole have in common with Donald Trump?  They both suck!

Where has my time gone?  Asked the man who lost his watch in an Orgy!

If you buy a bad Underwear Company, when it goes out of business, does that mean it went into ARREARS?

Rectal Aliens

I went to an Opthamologist and had a Rectal Exam on the same day,  I now know I have 20/20 Hindsight! 

I was abducted by female aliens.  They call it OUTERCOURSE!

I'm old.  I threw my Back Out while I was throwing my Shoulder Out!