Not Hallmark Cards

The following are NOT Hallmark Cards:

So your daughter's a hooker
and it spoiled your day
Look at the bright side
it's really good pay!


You had your bladder removed
and you're on the mend
Here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends


Happy Vasectomy!
Hope you feel Zippy
Cause when I had mine
I got really Snippy

Hot Careers and Twinkiesfunny jokes, jobs, hot career, hot, stupid, good jobs, twinkies, junk food,

They said the TWINKIE is 85 years old today.

The one I had yesterday TASTED like it was 
85 years old!

I was looking for a job and I got a list of HOT Careers.   I don't want a career that is rewarding, solid, high paying or challenging.  My career must be HOT!  So I took the job as a BOILER CHEF and I'll tell you, It is HOT!