POOP DOG Haircut Jokes

FIVE JOKES 1

There was a woman having sex with all of the golfers at the club.  
They call her the 19TH HOLE.

I moved in with a beautiful girl.  I had to leave  
though when she found out I was living there!

I saw this thing called a BABY MONITOR.
Why do we have to monitor babies?  Are they stealing stuff or something?  We can't trust them?

I saw a woman at the bar when I was sober that I would not touch with a ten foot pole.  
I had a couple drinks and started touching her with a TEN FOOT POLE!

The people at Starbuck's never remember my name!  
And I've been working there for 
9 YEARS!

Marriage Advice

Here is free Marital Advice.

An important thing in a Relationship is Sincerity.

So you must learn how to Fake Sincerity.


Do you know what is worse than being Unemployed?

Having a Job!


Me and My Girlfriend had so much fun in Bed Last Night.

We gave that Memory Foam something to Remember!


If Hooters Merged with Starbucks

You could get a Double D Cup Latte!

Granny Runs

Smart Pig Cinderella

Pigs are the 5th most intelligent animal in the world.  We are Number 1 but just by a little bit.

Seth Rogan and Sean Connery are working on a new 007 film.
It's called  Bong....James Bong.

I met a lady the other day and I thought there was a real Spark between us.  Then I saw it was just her Taser she pulled out.

Cinderella and Prince Charming are getting a divorce.
He found out that she not only had glass slippers but also a glass eye.