There was a woman having sex with all of the golfers at the club.
They call her the 19TH HOLE.
I moved in with a beautiful girl. I had to leave
though when she found out I was living there!
I saw this thing called a BABY MONITOR.
Why do we have to monitor babies? Are they stealing stuff or something? We can't trust them?
I saw a woman at the bar when I was sober that I would not touch with a ten foot pole.
I had a couple drinks and started touching her with a TEN FOOT POLE!
The people at Starbuck's never remember my name!
And I've been working there for
9 YEARS!
They call her the 19TH HOLE.
I moved in with a beautiful girl. I had to leave
though when she found out I was living there!
I saw this thing called a BABY MONITOR.
Why do we have to monitor babies? Are they stealing stuff or something? We can't trust them?
I saw a woman at the bar when I was sober that I would not touch with a ten foot pole.
I had a couple drinks and started touching her with a TEN FOOT POLE!
The people at Starbuck's never remember my name!
And I've been working there for
9 YEARS!
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