KICK BOXING

I saw a sign that said

FREE KICK BOXING CLASS

What's with KICK BOXING

Is this for people who just don't want to  KICK YOU

and they don't just want to box you

They want to KICK and BOX you!

Maybe there is a little bit of a mean streak in them.

I want to take a free

POKE JAB and TONGUE LASHING class

It's a class for people who are not satisfied just to POKE you

And not just satisfied to JAB you

But also must give you a good TONGUE LASHING

A Good Poke Jab Tongue Lashing Class

OR

HOW ABOUT A GOOD

BULLYING HAIRMESSING CLASS

For people who do not just want to BULLY someone

And not just MESS up their HAIR